With the country on tenterhooks for the wedding of the Century tomorrow, I received the following text messages off the Evil Dr Clay this afternoon:
I couldn't sleep last night, i was so excited about the royal wedding! i don't think i'll get much sleep tonight either
I hope you've stocked up on tissues for the ceremony, i have! Not for drying my tears though!!!
If it rains on the royal wedding tomorrow i'm going to burn down a church to express my anger at god.
I hope there is a thunder storm and camilla parker 'whore' bowles is struck dead by lightning, it would serve her right after what she did to william's mum.
Then I received the following in an email from Clay:
Thursday, 28 April 2011
Harry takes her up the aisle
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