We have been slowly winding down at Nostell, there is only a couple of soak aways to dig before we move off the carpark site. Duck L'Orange and I have been trowelling the natural in one for the past two days. We passed the time mainly by me shouting at Duck L'Orange about people being unhappy and accepting it rather than actually doing something that quite obviously would make them happy. Sir Stanners and G-Funk have been finishing another trench until this morning when G-Funk went off into the woods to dig out three trenches by hand for some drainage scheme. He came back at break time and told us he'd been attacked by a dog. We reckoned that a women had been walking through the wood and spotted a lone lunatic digging what she probably assumed were shallow graves and set the dog on him. After lunch he took Sir Stanners to 'go and do some levels'. The Brown Wizard had taken Pippin into Fangorn Forest. Duck L'Orange and I had visions of G Funk stripping himself naked and chasing Stanners through the woods like a cemetery rapist with twigs and leaves stuck in his beard and hair.
A short one, but I thought I'd just share that with you. If you want to see the blog post that got me fired in Singapore, you have to leave me some comments...
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
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9 comments:
Show the body blog. I know you're dying for people to ask for it.
i dont think there is such a blog and if there is it is bound to be complete let down at best or total hogwash at worst. a bit like attack of the clones.
Alex was never even in Singapore, all that comes out of his mouth is wank.
This post doesn't even make sense, it's just a string of random words, punctuated with hyperlinks.
"a women had been walking through the wood and spotted a lone lunatic digging what she probably assumed were shallow graves "
8>D Alex that line alone has cheered me up no end! Your day sounds so much more interesting than mine has been, most exciting thing I saw was a bunch of actors freezing to death in pj's and slippers in the rain :>)
I agree with Craig, stop hyperlinking every fucking noun in your blog or I'll come round to your house one night and baptise you while you sleep.
Look, stop hyperlinking everything, it makes for a very difficult read.
Whilst you're at it, change the font colours and background, white text on black blackground just doesn't work, it's no wonder most people give up after the second sentence.
If it will make you feel happy inside, then yes, I'll beg for the Singapore entry.
Jesus.
And another thing, change the name of the blog and all the contents and words.
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