Simon Jenkins is a SHIT BAG
Monday, 4 January 2010
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3 comments:
Did he steal your lunch money again?
No I didnt steal his lunch money again, some 5 year old girl got there before me and cleaned him out...
I've seen wittier toilet stall graffiti than this post.
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