Like a Tudor vacuum cleaner saying “How do you do?”

So much has happened in the past week that I have blanked most of it out of my mind. The horror of swapping cars between staff members has been too much for my tiny little brain to cope with. Instead I shall illustrate my week with several well thought out and tastily arranged lithographs that I have about my personal communication device. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin:

There is a caption competition for these pictures. Do your worst. Leave them in the comments

I went to see True Grit on Wednesday Orange 'two for one' night with Anna. The cheap bastards that we are.  Anyway, it's brilliant, it's like a visual Johnny Cash song. Go and see it.