Harry takes her up the aisle

With the country on tenterhooks for the wedding of the Century tomorrow, I received the following text messages off the Evil Dr Clay this afternoon:

I couldn't sleep last night, i was so excited about the royal wedding! i don't think i'll get much sleep tonight either


I hope you've stocked up on tissues for the ceremony, i have! Not for drying my tears though!!!


If it rains on the royal wedding tomorrow i'm going to burn down a church to express my anger at god.


I hope there is a thunder storm and camilla parker 'whore' bowles is struck dead by lightning, it would serve her right after what she did to william's mum.


Then I received the following in an email from Clay: